With U.S.-Canada relations lower than a snake’s belly, Yianny Georgopoulous isn’t helping mend fences. This week, Vice reports, a Secret Service agent nabbed the Canadian man outside the White House. Georgopoulous was allegedly moving a security barrier so he could visit Donald Trump. His mission: gather intel from the President on how to find a wife. For real.
In what would be an equally strange gift, the Canuck allegedly brought along two bottles of Crown Royal from his homeland. Even if he’d come bearing Northern Harvest Rye—named 2016 World Whisky of the Year by Jim Murray—the teetotalling Commander-in-Chief is a Diet Coke man. Covfefe!
Living on the edge in India
If you think Georgopoulous has problems, consider the case of Armaan Kohli. The Indian actor recently found himself behind bars (and not the good kind) for having too many bottles of Scotch at home. Kohli was way above the legal limit of 12, according to India Today, with 41 to his name. World’s largest democracy, we’re talking to you: there ought not to be a law.